i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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