i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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