i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
be right there i have to get my cape
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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