I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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