RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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