But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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