Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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