the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
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Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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