So drunk, too bad you don't want this
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
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Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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