Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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