He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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