ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
