So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Randomize
