omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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