I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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