I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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