Dual....:-)
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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