there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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