I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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