so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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