I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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