we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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