She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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