You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You smell like a Billy Joel song
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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