belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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