if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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