i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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