He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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