He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
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Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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