all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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