I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
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i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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