ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize
