she was so not down for the gang bang
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
third nipple confirmed
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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