Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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