You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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