We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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