Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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