The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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