The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My penis needs a shock collar
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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