you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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