But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
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she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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