is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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