I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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