If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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