I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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