Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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