Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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