Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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