The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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