eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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