Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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