You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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