Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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