4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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