We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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