no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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