Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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