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i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just had sex bonerless
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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