I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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