i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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