I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
